"Everyone has a 2 AM and a 2 PM personality."
— (via guy)

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

i-ran-over-oprah:

ninetween:

zodiacbaby:

THIS IS SO FUNNY

She don’t love herself

WHY DOES THIS EXIST

santibronze:

me flirting on grindr

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Only 90’s kids remember

kawaii-kekki:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

this

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not

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that

its minty fresh now